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the tuck 

When a male has a huge erection and doesn't want anyone to see, they simply tuck the penis in between the top of their pants and their stomach, thus hiding the boner.
Yo man, I used the tuck last night at my girlfriend's house and her parents didn't notice my huge stiffy.
the tuck by mike&will July 28, 2008

The Three C's

Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons. As told by raging progressive segregationist "Alfalfa Bill" Murray when DEMOCRATS were open about the last part.
Liberal Reporters: Governor Murray, we're from Look Magazine. Would you care to repeat The Three C's for the papers?

Alfalfa Bill: Lemme see here, Look Magazine you say! Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons ya goddamn nigger lovin' jew outfit!

Thomas The Tank Engine 

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running
Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?

jump of the tiger 

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".
jump of the tiger by Champ September 21, 2003

beez in the trap 

its when you gots a big buttm and rap dope slayer faST

if your the beesknees your unreal
YO SHES BEEZ IN THE TRAP!
beez in the trap by fresh willi November 1, 2012

hail to the thief 

the song traditionally played when our gay-ass president bush enters. the oragins are unknown, but some say it has something to do with the recent rape of iraq for oil.
when bush confronted the press, they imeadiately began to sing a chourus of "hail to the thief"
hail to the thief by sean jobes November 18, 2003