polar bear head

The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.

My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!

by paapulkstr February 22, 2014

Osama Bear

An “IDIOTTT” (read in British accent), yet as sweet as his name suggests. E- kidnapped from Ask, he is trustworthy, immature, and stupid in the most lovable way possible. Although he speaks terrible English, but his heart? Clean, clear, and pure.

A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.

Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.

Stop being such an Osama Bear—no one else can pull off being this cute and stupid at the same time.

Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!

Osama Bear, do you hate me?

by Pookie Pomegranate July 24, 2025

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

bear

A large fury animal with large teeth and claws that are attracted by open food and menonstrating woman.

A huge bear attacked our tent.

by Awesome Izzy May 27, 2015

care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

Gummy Bear

Large guy who is known by his adorable and unthreatening look and demeanor

Jason is a bad influence but all the girls think he's a gummy bear.

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020