shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025

squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011

rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.

I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.

by makahahawaii August 31, 2023

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022

piss nation

A group chat in twitter which was initially dedicated to Declan Mckenna but it quickly turned into a “pro incest sex society” (hence the acronym: PISS). Some of their most famous members are:
- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco
- Declan Mckenna
PISS nation is not only a successful twitter group chat but it is also the management team behind the worldwide known band “One Sex” whose members consist in the acclaimed artists Liam Payne and Aidan Gallagher.

anon: Nobody cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.”
kaydi and huda: “ We were kicked from piss nation because we listen to ed sheeran😿”
Alfie Templeman: “Oi mate, piss nation is so hot i love shagging cats with them.”

by i like eating cats June 16, 2020

Piss ticc

A laugh or a joke that you keep from others except one or two friends

Should we egg the printables house for a piss ticc

by Russian Italian baby November 25, 2020