upside down kiss

During sex before you cum in her reach over and kiss her neck as a sign of pleasure

Last night I gave baby girl a upside down kiss

by Core2772 June 19, 2022

red kisses

the type of kisses that are passionate yet soft at the same time. red kisses are reserved for the special people in your life.

harry: “i love your red kisses”

maria: “i love your green eyes”

by theredlipstickmark January 27, 2021

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022