"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"
"Beats me...sucks to be you".
"Beats me...sucks to be you".
by Maldez January 9, 2017
Get the sucks to be youmug. by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
Get the Suck my ballsmug. by egg_spining_on_my _ceiling November 20, 2025
Get the Suck A Femboy Daymug. A phrase used in response to someone who complains about a situation they've either created or have made worse.
by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025
Get the Sucks to suckmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025
Get the Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outsidemug. Person 1: hey faggot
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018
Get the suck my tootermug. "Creature" was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14, 000, 000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet
I know all the song isn’t there
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14, 000, 000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet
I know all the song isn’t there
by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024
Get the Ksi sucksmug.