gay guard

small 3x3 wall in-between bathroom urinals put in place to prevent other dudes from seeing your junk

dude 1: That guy pissing next to me in the rest stop was a flaming homosexual
dude 2: Yeah, thank god for that gay guard

by tau2can October 23, 2013

gay hay

The ass hair of a particularly gay individual that over time has become crusty with cum

Man my gay hay is really itching today

by Pussluver86 December 9, 2018

Johan is gay

He is so bad at basketball and he is so retarted he always airballs and bricks every single 3 pointer

Person:Is johan gay?
Me: Yes Johan is gay

by Anonymousicles March 14, 2022

The gay agenda

A conspiracy theory made up by homophobic politicians to make people afraid of gay people. It claims that gay people want to turn everyone gay and destroy the west. In reality, it is made up so that these homophobic politicians will get support for trying to take away lgbt rights. Similar to the 'white genocide', 'widespread misandry' and 'femenazis', it is a made up thing made as a reactionary conspiracy theory that was made to scare people away from accepting certain groups.

"I'm not homophobic I just don't like the gay agenda" - a violent homophobe

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 2, 2023

Gay James

Defining a gay James, fun sassy and experimental

That gay James has an arsehole like dartford tunnel

by Big_black12inches August 15, 2021

Small gay

If you don’t got the big gay but are still gay

Are you big gay
Jacob- not yet still just small gay
Him- wow that’s sucks

Jacob-yes, yes it does

by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020

situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008