A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
Get the Douche Baggagemug. An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass
by Big dick III July 15, 2015
Get the Douche-canoemug. 
by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010
Get the douche swindlermug. A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
Get the Pseudo-Douchemug.