Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020

Douche brother in arms

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole

What a douche brother in arms

by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 15, 2011

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009