Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Office Dick

A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.

“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”

by Office Sadness August 30, 2011

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

crip dick

An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.

Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.

It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.

The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.

by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006

tiny dick

when u have a really small dick

hey step bro lets fuck

omg what is that step bro u have a tiny dick

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

throw the dick

When the pussy so good you just throw your dick in it like a whip

Q: what does throw your dick mean?

A: when the pussy so good you just have to throw the dick in

by Suckin.or.fuckin.or.nah July 16, 2015

dick grab

1. A form of punishment for a number of crimes not limited to but including douchebaggery, betrayal, or even buddy punching at the wrong time.

2. An assault on someones dick while fighting, usually it is attcked while trying to get a hold on someone.

3. Something to do to someone when you want to do something horrible but not to mean.

The victims of a dick grab usually dont know what to after the attack, they contemplate on buying the attacker dinner, taking a shower, or maby even commiting a dick grab themselves.

Michael: Dude Robbie just grabed my dick while we were fighting!
Chip: Sounds like you just got dick grabbed.
Robbie: Come here ill do it again you little bitch!

by Tr!pp October 9, 2009