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It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 30, 2015
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all up on himself

Selfish; to not be compared to anyone else
He is all up on himself.
by -farmer62 September 23, 2016
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Gotta Catch Them All

"Gotta Catch Them All" is a term used as a goal of 100 percenting something, particularly in the Pokémon Universe.
"I gotta catch them all, but first I have to get this Pikachu into its ball."
by Minezss September 9, 2025
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Alles

Person 1: Have you heard of Alles?
Person 2: Yeah, heard it's a privacy cluster fuck
by archiebaer September 27, 2020
mugGet the Allesmug.

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>If Nichole Sakura, DOes NOt Stop Bothering Me, I, ANgel JOse RObles Will YOu All As individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
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Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020
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