Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.
J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.
S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!
J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"
S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!
J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"
by Smackhound March 27, 2011
Get the Twitter Standard Time mug.Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.
Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.
by Conanito October 27, 2011
Get the timed-release encryption mug.1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.
2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.
2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.
“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”
by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019
Get the One-timed a clapper mug.When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.
by bekahpiwers February 27, 2019
Get the Cling Cling Time mug.Euphemism for sex, specifically where one or more participants is blind/visually impaired. Originated from a desire to avoid Tiktok xensorship and stop saying “sexy time.”
- Yeah, my partner’s coming over tonight. We’re gonna have some spicy ghost time.
- Spicy GHOST time?
- Yeah, you know, I can’t really see him, so…
- Spicy GHOST time?
- Yeah, you know, I can’t really see him, so…
by purpleHEW January 31, 2023
Get the Spicy ghost time mug.Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!
Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.
Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.
by Desanto846 February 5, 2023
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