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Satanism

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
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Saterra

A girl that has braids falling out of her head and is a complete disaster in general.
Look there’s saterra the girl who’s messy
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Saterra

A female that looks challenged and can be nice to her friends , but don’t wanna be nice to people she got irrelevant beef with.

She’s an irrelevant
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satya

The most beautiful man you will ever meet. Satya is both the most racist and most caring person you will meet. Satya doesn't like to admit it, but he has girls around him 24/7 and is extremely hot especially to men. Satya is a fucking genius, taking calculus CD (see deez nuts), and will always be there to help you for tech support and math help. Satya is often found in random ass discord VC's squealing his ass off at dumbasses and saying the most out of pocket shit that will get him blacklisted by the FBI.
"why is that guy racist as shit?"
"must be Satya"
"that guy is so hot"
"must be Satya"
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sativa

a slang word meaning "marijuana that will give a more uplifting, stimulating buzz" as in "marijuana makes me high"
You came through with that Sativa
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Satyam

Satyam is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He always has a pearlie white smile on his perfectly tanned symmetrical face. He gives off Big dick energy. Even though he can get a little feisty and cause some trouble, he always manages to show his goofy silly side. This tall glass of water is a sexy beast that no girl can resist.
Satyam is a fat bitch with a big dick.
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sathvik

A guy who is very sweet and emotionally very caring but will not show his feelings and struggles to express them. He will always be there for you when you need him. He's also amazing at being in control and is a boss at things he does. He is usually very attractive, and will always arrange the most romantic dates.
Every girl wants a Satvik, he'll always go to see her with a bouquet of roses
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