Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024

National suck gabbbe' s dick day

Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick

Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day

by Yung_love13 April 13, 2018

High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm

That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 18, 2022

National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck

Damn bro it’s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh

by KamrynWTH April 07, 2025

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

Sucking Balls

When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.

DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.

by MC Skankaholic October 01, 2017