Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012
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Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020
Get the One Horse Pony mug.a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.
by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020
Get the shh no one cares mug.Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts.
Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
by MoneyJC March 27, 2021
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by rick james' ghost September 8, 2004
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by Barry June 4, 2004
Get the One-Way System mug.twenty one pilots is the best band in existence. the band consists of two happy boys named tyler joseph and josh dun. tyler joseph is the lead singer aka the only singer. he also goes by the name tyjo and he’s a smol bean who loves to scream, play ukulele and piano, and be sassy. josh dun is the lead drummer aka the only drummer. he also goes by the name jish or jishwa and he’s a cinnamon roll who loves to drum (obviously), backflip, and admire his best fren. their music doesn’t fit into a specific genre. their basically every genre except country. emos argue that twenty one pilots is emo, especially those who worship the emo trinity. twenty one pilots music is contradicting because of how happy it sounds, but the lyrics are so down. sometimes the songs will go from peaceful butterfly meadow, to dark angsty fires of hell in one short second. their hit album is blurryface, but their best album is regional at best just sayin. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO STAY STREET AND STAY ALIVE THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THE CLIQUE. their old logo was |-/ but now that trench is somewhat out it’s ||-//
clique member: OH MY GOD TYLER JOSEPH FROM TWENTY ONE PILOTS FINALLY TWEETED
non clique member: cool.
non clique member: cool.
by ifyouneedanydun August 21, 2018
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