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punish the monkey

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.
After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.
by SammyFP November 10, 2020
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SEGS MONKEY

SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS
"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS
by hughest jass December 2, 2020
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cunky monkey

A really stupid thing that stupid retards say because it makes no sense
Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey

Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot
by KingGuaca April 14, 2021
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monkey business

Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.

The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.
"Damn this business is monkey business"
by ddubsstarr February 9, 2022
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faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.
Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?
by dragonsrus May 14, 2021
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monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.
I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.
by cronix April 29, 2004
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