Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Mexican Takeout

Code for stopping by Home Depot for a quickie in one of the little sheds in the parking lot.

Kendra: I'm thinking about getting some Mexican Takeout.

Aaron: Girl, you so nasty

by Banned As DC September 1, 2020

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

Mexican chinook

When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina

It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen

by Dos roses November 4, 2020

Mexican rudder

The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.

Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.

by Lilsnug761 November 8, 2020

Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.

Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!

by CasperWhite October 3, 2020

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after eating very spicy food. When your asshole is burning because you ate too much of that delicious jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out right now. I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020