When you pack your ass with creamed corn and coffee grounds. You then proceed to shat this concoction onto a dirty meth using hippie that doesn't own her own clothes.
by ClearlySeeThru December 25, 2014
The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005
A low self esteem, overweight/obese white girl who grew up in a small town with no black folks; everyone in that town called her “fat” or “chubby”; therefore, was considered unattractive. She goes off for college or moves to the big city. One day, she in a circumstance where she is around black men for the first time. To her surprise, she considered “bangin” or “slammin” (i.e. very attractive) to the black guys because she got a “big ole ass n titties”. She proceeds to "have relations" with only black men because they make her feel attractive/sexy while she really is just an unattractive fat chick. Some of these girls, because of low self esteem, become complete and total sluts. One mans fat is another mans treasure.
"Remeber that fat chick Becky? I hear that after she left Utah to go to school in Atlanta, she is a straight white-meat mcnugget (WMM) now! I saw her in a Ying-Yang Twins video the other day doing booty dances!
by Brizzle-D November 02, 2006
When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.
by SD5254 October 21, 2008
One is said to have a "refrigerated meat club" when one's penis is encased in ice.
There is no relation to the Slaughterhouse Dance Club from Hitman: Contracts.
There is no relation to the Slaughterhouse Dance Club from Hitman: Contracts.
by Larz Crizzaft August 27, 2004
A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006