candy kid fishing

Going to a rave for the sole purpose of fishing for candy kids.
One must use a fishing pole with a glow stick for a lure.
Once the candy kid spots the glowstick, tug it a little so he/she will instinctively chase.
Then reel it all the way back in.
If their feelings get hurt, give them the glowstick and their faith in humanity will be restored.

"Hey Pete, what did you guys do last night?"

"We went candy kid fishing. It was my first time out, and I caught a Hello Kitty!"

by Swyfty Swyf March 4, 2010

Bus Shelter Kids

A group of young bogans who think their local bus shelter is a place for hanging out, drinking pepsi and eating red skins. Generally the girls are fat and ugly and they guys walk around town in gangs looking like faggots until they commute back at the bus shelter

Guy 1: Look at that fat chick
Guy 2: Yeah fucking bus shelter kids

by S_Maccas June 28, 2011

dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021

The Quiet Kid In Class

The kid in class who doesn’t say a word and then suddenly has some sort of an amazing talent that you probably didnt expect.

Rick: dude, have you seen Gertrude? Like, she’s The Quiet Kid In Class, like, she hasn’t said ANYTHING this first week of year 7. But, like, have u seen her art? It’s incredible!
Astley: yeah dude! She didn't even talk to me and I’m a big nerd and simp!

by chickenchowmein2007 August 5, 2021

Kids’ Ice Hockey

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.

My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Fat kid Stain

When you're eating (usually carelessly) and you spill food on your shirt. Best example is when you're eating chocolate ice cream and it drips on your white shirt (also when you spill a drink on your shirt/pants). Always is an embarrassing moment and you usually don't notice it until someone calls it out.

Cool guy: Dude, check out this really sick Abercrombie & Fitch white polo I just bought.

Friend: Nice! Hey you want some chocolate ice cream on a cone?

Cool guy: Shit yea I do!
(Spills as he eats then goes and chats it up with a hot chick)

Friend: Dude... fail... That's a gnarly Fat Kid Stain on your shirt!

Cool Guy: Dammit you delicious ice cream!

by Enlicensed one June 8, 2010

chicken finger kid

An adult who is an extremely picky eater, as many kids are and only eats chicken fingers and other basics such as pizza.

Her new boyfriend is a picky eater. I don't know how she can date a chicken finger kid.

by ShellFish November 15, 2013