Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 4, 2019

happy fucks

fucking happy people. optimists.

"do you see that optimist over there?"
"yeah, happy fucks"

by 1directionnn January 20, 2021

Fuck-nah

I’ll be damned first! No way is that shit happening! Not a chance! No fucking way!

So you want to cliff dive naked? Ok ... umm yea , Fuck-nah!

by Datsron February 4, 2021

Fuck Fit

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.

1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"

by Silent Guiche February 4, 2021

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Fuck it Drink

The Fuck it Drink is the one drink that puts you over your limits.
Drinking the Fuck it Drink you know your either going to have an awesome night or all hell is going to break loose.
The Fuck it Drink is the drink you have to lose all fears, inhibitions, and insecurities.

Oh shit this is my Fuck it Drink, let's party.
I'm not drunk, I haven't had my Fuck it Drink.
Hey Pat, You better have your Fuck it Drink before you go over there to talk to that girl.

by Eric Highlander August 19, 2013

Fuck the crew

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.

John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."

by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012