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Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.
Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.
by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017
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Anal

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
by im_stupid February 26, 2020
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Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
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Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
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Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.
"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."
by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019
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Anal

When he put his peepee in the butthole
by Zaddy Man69 August 15, 2019
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