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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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anal guppy

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched
by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017
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Krishna Buttwash Anal

Most depserate omegle indian type dude ever out there smells like curry and eats transgender dick and loves to ask bentancur tofuck
krishna buttwash anal is very strange Paul Rentaris
by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
mugGet the UBER ANALmug.

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.
Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!
by Baby batter July 23, 2016
mugGet the anal devestationmug.

anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.
by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021
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anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist
don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")
by angstyjuul May 7, 2021
mugGet the anal assistmug.

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