Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.

Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her

by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024

Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Anal O's

Blowing smoke rings out of your ass

I won the vape comp with my Anal O's

by Big - E September 30, 2016

anal linguist

Someone who licks assholes

He wasn't just a cocksucker… he was an anal linguist, as well

by Marce! February 12, 2021

anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality

"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.

“Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”

by FoodThief July 1, 2018