Reverse Anal

When you take a huge dump that kinda hurts cause it's stretching you out but it also feels good.

"Man, I just had reverse anal. Log was so large it stretched me out"

by Kunu77 March 23, 2023

Anal Rivets

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

Super-anal

When you refer to someone as super-anal, you intend to say that they are in a god state when they are in the confines of someone elses intestines and have a way with the booty

Me: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-anal! Super-anal: Up, up, and away!

by Superanal1 April 3, 2025

Anal Shishkabob

When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.

Bro, I had anal sex the other day too soon after we had a meal, and I got the anal shishkabob.

by 9asummit April 30, 2025

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025