UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.

I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.

by Householder0609 September 5, 2016

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

Anally.

A word that can be affixed to the end of any sentence, as long as it makes grammatical sense. It can also be phrased as a question. This trend started in Bournemouth, England, circa 2016.

Form 1 (statement form)
Person 1: I'm going to have lunch
Person 2: Anally.

Form 2 (question form)
Person 1: Can you get me a drink?
Person 2: Anally?

by fourty365 March 13, 2024

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024