confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.

Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.

by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024

anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017