Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020

Wet

One of the wettiest wets out there (Aka Tbwet) One with the pulse vibes, sick car jolls in the garage and f**cken rollies boiii #wetiest #TipsyWetBrothers #vibes

Damn he is such a wet... I can't stand being around him

by Wettiestvibs November 3, 2018

Wet Billy

To orally lubricate one's own finger with saliva and insert into another person's anus. Similar to a Wet Willy, but in the B-hole.

Rob gave Scott a Wet Billy.

by MTOny March 9, 2021

Wet Marbles

The type of poop that is a combination of diarrhea with harder mozzarella sized poop balls. You may poop the balls out first or have a diarrhea style poop, then the balls come afterwards or a combination of both at the same time.

Dang bro, I had some wild wet marbles last night after eating Taco Bell

by Thinballz December 26, 2024

Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

by Rhi~Rhi~1369 September 19, 2016