five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020

Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together

by Poatto February 4, 2023

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025