In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 30, 2019

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023

two crunk white female rappers. dj caskii & a.tayy. They had 4 unreleased mixtapes and they are working on their new album "fresh outa jail" EASTSIDE. get it crunk.
by eastside: get it crunk May 4, 2009

by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025

“Did you hear Johnny had a McPick Two last night? He fucked Ashley at the pregame and then fucked Alexis at the end of the night”
“That’s unreal dude”
“That’s unreal dude”
by A-really_cool_adult December 27, 2018

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
