The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014

Bear

SEXY ASS BITCH YASSSS SLAY

HE IS A BEAR PURRRRR

by ubadbro November 23, 2023

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

Aly bear

Someone that acts very friendly.

Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.

by alusian boar December 25, 2023

Simply Bear

A simple person that you should follow

hey your Simply bear

by TerrenceLmao March 5, 2021

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025