sky poop 

The act of acrobatically climbing atop of a bathroom stall, facing the door, pulling down your pants and firing a turd down into the toilet. Sometimes unskilled sky poopers may attempt this stunt, resulting in a misfire, creating a mess for the bathroom maintenance staff.

I was bored at the office the other day, so I decided to practice my sky poop during my lunch break.

sky poop by Charles X Moss June 17, 2010

Hide and Go Poop 

Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).

Do you want to play hide and go poop?

Hide and Go Poop by Daniel aka Captain Quick Shit April 15, 2008

stewin' poop 

Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".

Damn Homie...I've been stewin' poop all day. Where's your bathroom?

stewin' poop by Tuna810 August 10, 2010

Perfect-Poop 

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

Perfect-Poop by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

das poop 

Stupid German way of saying “Oh Shit Thats Poop

*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”

das poop by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017

Chunky poop 

When a an Asian man puts his fingers a midgets ass

"What's up Chunky Poop"

Chunky poop by Mikey Ofrd April 28, 2019

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

temporal causality poop by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011