Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Blackout Pissed

Anger so intoxicating one loses consciousness of their actions and memory during the time intoxication.

Derek became blackout pissed after he was called out. Then began a fist fight with the ump.

by Logan5673 April 29, 2021

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

poopy piss baby

someone who is acting like a piss baby

“Austin is being a poopy piss baby”

by ConDon437 March 15, 2023

piss pojke

isak

Man 1: look over there it's the guy
Man 2: yeah that's isak, the piss pojke.

by Elbotio October 28, 2022