Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

Stick

When a guy says dick that is sooo huge it is as big as a stick.

Me 1: Woah he must have a stick
Person 2: Yeah his pants are so huge.

by hi it is me January 25, 2019

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.

Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.

by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015

monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018