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pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.
OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014
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Sawed Off Fuck

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole
Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!
by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016
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pay off wizard

Someone who calls on the river when he is beat. Usually referred to as donks or bad poker players.
"You called me with middle pair? Wow you're a pay off wizard."
by stu kendall November 4, 2008
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Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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break you off

To make the other sexual partner cum. Usually used as a statement to describe what you are going to do, occasionally used after what you already have done.
Tim, I know your home alone tonight, how about I come over and I'll break you off.

Julie, you're being really bitchy today, do you need me to break you off?

I broke her off last night.
by sassyluvv October 28, 2014
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Off you go

It means:

- You can leave now
- Go! Move!
- You're done. You're all set.
Just enter the URL and off you go!

You link into the system from the telephone connection in your hotel room and off you go.
by Levy Carneiro Jr. January 1, 2007
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Fall off the grid

To (seemingly) disappear from the face of the earth
Disappear to a place one would be very unlikely to be found.
What happened to Tom? I haven't talked to him since ten years ago.

Last time I heard, he got caught up in a drug-related arrest. Somehow escaped from prison and was forced to fall off the grid, probably somewhere in the Amazon Rainforest living with them Natives by now.
by Ch4lk April 24, 2010
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