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Blue Anon 

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.
Man, those QAnon guys are nuts!
They're not as bad as Blue Anon.
That's not a thing.

Blue Waters 

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.
Blue Waters by Jtobraves March 23, 2021

BLUE VAGINA 

The condition similar to blue balls that happen to women when they are sexually stimulated but not completely satisfied.
Jack I have blue vagina keep going.

Blue Alberto 

The Artist Alberto Giacometti is pictured on the Swiss hundred francs bill, wich is blue.
"Wow, these Hood Rappers sure got a lot of Blue Albertos!"
Blue Alberto by 41Poop March 31, 2021

Blue-Roll 

The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.
Blue-Roll by kwapril April 1, 2021

blue brows 

When someone offers to do your brows--and I mean make your brows fap-ulous, like absolute FLEEK-- but then they either don't or they just make you wait. Your poor brows just got teased too hard and then they turn blue. Though not usually literally. Because that would, like, be weird.
Yeah Rylie said she was going to do the works on my brows since she's in aesthetician school, but then when I said I was ready she totally said "omg not right now". The tease like totally gave me blue brows.