Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

anal butt trench

unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.

I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024

anal trainal

when people line up whilst all doing anal - anal train (al)

poppy: so guys, what should we do?
ella: anal trainal!

by crumple milkskin July 6, 2019

Anally.

A word that can be affixed to the end of any sentence, as long as it makes grammatical sense. It can also be phrased as a question. This trend started in Bournemouth, England, circa 2016.

Form 1 (statement form)
Person 1: I'm going to have lunch
Person 2: Anally.

Form 2 (question form)
Person 1: Can you get me a drink?
Person 2: Anally?

by fourty365 March 13, 2024

Missy anal

Anal sex with an extra jigg.

Damn that was a real missy anal.

by Clean shaft123 June 28, 2021