Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.

Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.

by ElleBrookes June 25, 2024

two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

two jump

being very dizzy

I just has two jumps!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.

animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.

by dcoder March 29, 2019

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008