Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

two pieces of chicken

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)

Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023

one two ten

1-10 or number 1210

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.

by John D. Molds September 28, 2023

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"

"so you gave her The Two Time"

by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023