blow job

when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

by crab girl April 20, 2009

blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

by Mike E. April 23, 2004

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

plate job

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female,as in "Licking the plate clean"

He performed a "plate job" on his girlfriend and in return she performed "head" for him.

by Denis Allen November 20, 2016

Michigan Mop Job

Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.

"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."

by Doctor Suppan January 2, 2009

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.

Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

by OGhypebeast69 March 12, 2017

bavarian blow job

When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!

Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!

by yllib May 6, 2006