elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

by ched monk July 8, 2022

John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay

A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol

by i like poopee September 10, 2021

John McCrea secondary school

A school in Barrhaven well known for its High-Performance Athlete (HPA) program. If you belong in that program you are either a nobody or a popular self-centered asshole. If you are just a normal kid, your parents are most likely wealthy and you have a strong sense of entitlement. Most kids that attend this school come from the richer parts of town but half of them act as though they are from the hood. Most of these kids are white and will not hesitate to say the n-word and make multiple offensive jokes as they think they are funny. The other half think very highly of themselves and think that just because they are smart, everyone will like them. They act as though they are morally superior to everyone and capable of making 'right' decisions even though they have never experienced life outside of the suburbian bubble their parents have raised them in. The only plus side to this school is that the smell of shit doesn't linger long in the bathrooms as everyone likes to go there to vape.

Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: John McCrea secondary school.
Dude 1: Oh that sucks, I'm sorry man.

by monique222 November 29, 2019

john guy the science nye

He is a John guy and very cool

I wish I was a John guy the science nye

by john guy the science nye October 7, 2020

St John the Baptist School

A school in Yonkers with a bunch of little white fags who think they’re the shit and a bunch of girls who smoke weed and get railed at 12.

St John the Baptist school - fart noises

by stupidunfunnyusername March 10, 2023

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

st johns lutheran school

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.

Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!

by People these days December 29, 2015