Rebecca Black Syndrome

This term has become acquainted with many tweens the past month.It describes a child emotionally/physically handicap to determine which seat to accommodate oneself in.One can strain enough to the verge of not being able to chose any given seat and later on obtain several foot diseases such as calluses or spurs.
Sometimes, Rebecca Black Syndrome can affect the education of one child.
With RBS the child can ditch school to enter a party without her parents consent.Because of course the RBS tween was going to the bus to go to school but really isn't. It can go as far as to going to the same party with a black pedophile man.
It can go as far as the user of this horrid disease forget proper english.

Ex.

We so excited X WRONG
We are so excited / RIGHT

Some symptoms of Rebecca Black Syndrome.

-Excessive flatulence

-Multiple thoughts and dreams of both front and back seat
-Sweating when thinking which to chose

-Depression when not knowing which to pick
-DUTAA / Driving Under The Appropriate Age
-Random hallucinations of entering the car of a black man
-Ditching school

-Arguments containing the front seat
-Arguments containing the back seat
-Using absurd quotes such as 'We so excited'

by IareKohl May 7, 2011

toxic shock syndrome

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

by alan alda December 1, 2004

Internet's Down Syndrome

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.

Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

by Motorbeard April 24, 2008

Obama Derangement Syndrome

The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.

Announcer: This is Skeeter.

Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.

Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.

by potterfreak98 October 26, 2012

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROM, or R D S. A term used for someone who "just doesn't get it." Failing to accept the truth. Someone who lives in a fantasy world and cannot accept reality.

Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.

by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007

Red Light Syndrome

where a person has musical talent, but once they are being recorded, they fall to pieces. symptoms of red light syndrome include pale skin, cold sweats and frequent mistakes.

'it took three takes on drums for him to get that, and even on the third time, he didnt get it. im thinking he has red light syndrome...'

by my name isnt Jonas February 15, 2010

little woman syndrome

Condition whereby undersized women compensate for their smallness by physically asserting their presence.

Damn, Hoang is always getting all up in everyone's face. She must have little woman syndrome.

by danamics December 3, 2009