shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

sloppy tarigo

when you let a black guy have sex with your wife and finish a load in your ass so hard it comes out your mouth on your wife’s face

Damn Liam really got hit with the sloppy tarigo last night

by slopfest November 23, 2024

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 7, 2024

Sloppy Gangnam Style

When you Gangnam Style on that thang

Last night my mans gave me some sloppy Gangnam style

by Bhorf December 14, 2024

Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025