One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014

Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

Fucking do one

Telling someone to fuck off in a slagish way.

Girl: your wrong

Guy: fucking do one

by Shedden July 24, 2016

nice one garry

NICE ONE GARRY!

"Nice one Garry!"

by ella765 June 6, 2017

One forf of a Bastard

A phrase popularized by M6, Hezitation, $avvy and KDentz meaning a person who never follows through on what they say

You’s one forf of a bastard

by 256 terms December 11, 2017

Back to square one

When you're back to where you started, all progress has been lost

Man, someone shredded my 500 page essay... well now I'm back to square one

by allan_t321 June 5, 2016

one speedy boi

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light

He's fast. He is one speedy boi

by One speedy boi February 7, 2018