It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

The God Who Numbers Your Days

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.

If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”

by MathPlus June 10, 2018

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I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

by pousson December 27, 2007

I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

Oh SHi- I mean God no

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

by MonkishAphid69420 December 10, 2019