Rule 782

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

rule 78

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

by Noah The G June 23, 2023

Southboro Rules

Someone who changes the rules of a game for their own advantage or directly bends the rules to cheat.

LPH using those Southboro rules again.

by TopOfPingPongLadder June 28, 2023

fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.

Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?

by leaf lover June 7, 2024

The Rule of Ly

The rule implemented to consolidate superfluous questions by wait for at least three queries.

Sir, you’ve gotta stop with all the questions. Remember the rule of Ly.

by Chow mein 6 June 10, 2024

DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024