punish the monkey

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.

After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.

by SammyFP November 10, 2020

SEGS MONKEY

SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS

"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS

by hughest jass December 2, 2020

cunky monkey

A really stupid thing that stupid retards say because it makes no sense

Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey

Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot

by KingGuaca April 14, 2021

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

travel monkey

1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.

John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"

Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."

by Here'sWaldo January 1, 2012

Monkey In the Middle

When two white guys sandwich a fat black girl while she goes between them catching their ballsacks.

Last night we played monkey in the middle with Lizzo.

by Hardsocks19 February 15, 2023

skunty monkey

A sexual position when the male hangs from the ceiling and throws the feces of the female on her tum tum.

Shelly smelled because her and her boyfriend Chad did a Skunty Monkey last night.

by stevensunrise August 9, 2020