skunty monkey

A sexual position when the male hangs from the ceiling and throws the feces of the female on her tum tum.

Shelly smelled because her and her boyfriend Chad did a Skunty Monkey last night.

by stevensunrise August 9, 2020

monkey queen

The Monkey Queen is the one and only Lexi Smith, she is the Queen of the Monkeys, her tiktok and instagram are @itslexismith

Look at Monkey Queen!

by officialzex September 24, 2020

monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

travel monkey

1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.

John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"

Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."

by Here'sWaldo January 1, 2012

SEGS MONKEY

SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS

"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS

by hughest jass December 2, 2020

punish the monkey

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.

After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.

by SammyFP November 10, 2020