Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.

" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "

by Ksmoke January 14, 2016

half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.

My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.

I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”

by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020

great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's husband.

My great-grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

rebekah law

An amazing artist, very out going and loves everyone around her. And treats everyone with respect. Also making them feel wanted and loved!

Friend 1: I love rebekah law so much

Friend 2: I know right she makes me feel wanted!

Friend 2: she's the best!

by Heyo2211 April 14, 2017

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014

Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti

Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!

by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025