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five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.
Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.
by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025
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Five Finger Discount

Michelle didn't have enough money to buy the diamond necklace she wanted, so she got it for a five finger discount.
by TommyNoleBuc April 22, 2025
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Italian Finger

When you take your ring finger and stick it in your anus as far as it will go, and the poop ring left behind is to be kissed by your friends while pretending to be the mafia.
I have put out my Italian finger, and I expect loyalty upon the kiss.
by Yxjbvh February 1, 2026
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Stinging Finger

The act of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then fingering your partner
My cooch is still burning from the stinging finger I got from my boyfriend
by ron1206 February 5, 2026
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Philly finger

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan goes to the bathroom (number two) and uses the same hand that he wiped his ass with to put toothpaste on his finger and brush his teeth with said finger.
Colin forgot his toothbrush so he’s doing a Philly finger
by Big daddy DB$ February 5, 2026
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