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Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.
Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.
by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022
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Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
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typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022
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runaway douche

A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher
by Minus5885 September 21, 2015
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douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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