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Chocolate twizzler

When a black man with a huge cock shoves it in your mouth balls deep.
“Just gave Jessica a huge chocolate twizzler
by AYELETH January 11, 2023
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Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
by shatteredframes December 1, 2018
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chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin
by Taco burrito December 7, 2018
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Diet Chocolate

When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.
by Iamkmoon October 15, 2018
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Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”
by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018
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chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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