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anal bomb

It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.
Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.
by patb2009 May 15, 2014
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anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
by Lynzz November 2, 2023
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anal

anal feels good
mhm grass loves anal, give him anal. now.
by grassmilk June 11, 2024
mugGet the analmug.

anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
mugGet the anal harvestmug.

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason
John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.
by Mnm930 May 2, 2025
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anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.
Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.
by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014
mugGet the anal ornamentmug.

anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.
)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”
by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018
mugGet the anal slusheemug.

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